4. June 2008 by Patrick Budowski.

Grow your hair long. Yes your hair still grows. So guys if you every wanted long hair no worries one day you will have it. Provided you don’t get cremated or lose your head. Not sure if you lose your head if hair will still grow.

For the women you can have some really long nails. Down side with that are your toe nails will be really long as well.

If your friends plant daisies on you, then you can act like you’re pushing up daisies, however not real sure how you will act that way, since you will be dead, but it is a thought.

You can feed a worm, that’s sort of cool; I mean worms have to eat. Then there are the maggots, there must be maggots, after all what else will break down your body if you do no feed the maggots.

You can be dug back up, if you’re murdered and they need new evidence.

You can be stolen, that’s right sometimes people steal bones. Just imagine the fun you could have and where you may end up? Down side is who you may end up with. You must take the good with the bad.

Now if it’s true that you can sleep when you’re dead, then you can sleep. However that sounds boring.

You may be able to bug the stiff next to you, not sure on that one, but it’s possible.

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22. May 2008 by Patrick Budowski.

Pretty neat, windows live offers cash back for using their search engine to shop.http://search.live.com/cashback/

How it works is pretty simple, login to your windows live account, (most hotmail accounts are free) do a live search it will bring up the stores with the price, when you click on the store link anything you buy will be eligible for cash back. While I want to know what is eligible, it’s still a neat idea.

Once again I need to give kudos to LifeHacker, if you do not have their site bookmarked you need to. http://lifehacker.com/

While I did not read the fine print, MS says when you hit the $5 mark they will send you the cash

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